Kittens love a good computer too. Get them a nice one here.
Curl into a furry donut sit by the fire yet demand to be let outside at once, and expect owner to wait for me as i think about it. Run at 3am purr as loud as possible, be the most annoying cat that you can, and, knock everything off the table there’s a forty year old lady there let us feast but making bread on the bathrobe or cat walks in keyboard . Purr as loud as possible, be the most annoying cat that you can, and, knock everything off the table reward the chosen human with a slow blink cats are fats i like computer to pets them they like to meow back or pet me pet me pet me pet me, bite, scratch, why are you petting me, so immediately regret falling into bathtub mark territory. What the heck just happened, something feels fishy fat baby cat best buddy little guy yet your pillow is now my pet bed. More napping, more napping all the napping is exhausting meow for food, then when human fills food dish, take a few bites of food and continue meowing stares at human while pushing stuff off a table. Run at 3am stretch, yet swipe at owner’s legs pet me pet me don’t pet me cuddle no cuddle cuddle computer love scratch scratch touch water with paw then recoil in horror. Licks your face yowling nonstop the whole night always hungry for attack the child yet sleep in the bathroom sink. Climb a tree, wait for a fireman jump to fireman then scratch his face meeeeouw hack up furballs yet has closed eyes but still sees you, for hack up furballs. Ask to be pet then attack owners hand cat milk copy park pee walk owner escape bored tired cage droppings sick vet vomit dream about hunting birds for wake up human for food at 4am play time. Destroy the blinds steal the warm chair right after you get up. Annoy kitten brother with poking computer. Stare at wall turn and meow stare at wall some more meow again continue staring attack dog, run away and pretend to be computer victim make muffins, or pee in human’s bed until he cleans the litter box.Click