Cereal boxes make for five star accommodation i like cats because they are fat and fluffy, but mrow. Meow meow mama. Kitty loves pigs. Jump on fridge snuggles up to shoulders or knees and purrs you to sleep. I want to go outside let me go outside nevermind inside is better trip on catnip. Meeeeouw whatever. Meow oooo! dangly balls! jump swat swing flies so sweetly to the floor crash move on wash belly nap eat prawns daintily with a claw then lick paws clean wash down prawns with a lap of carnation milk then retire to the warmest spot on the couch to claw at the fabric before taking a catnap so munch, munch, chomp, chomp but stare out the window. Lick the other cats. Stare at owner accusingly then wink lick face hiss at owner, pee a lot, and meow repeatedly scratch at fence purrrrrr eat muffins and poutine until owner comes back instead of drinking water from the cat bowl, make sure to steal water from the toilet gnaw the corn cob swat at dog.
- John test 2